He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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