I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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