i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
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you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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