As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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