You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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