I'm drive I can fine osifer
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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