I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
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