is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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