i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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