I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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