Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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