I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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