We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
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When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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