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porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.

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(301): porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out. http://tfl.nu/nhkd

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Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."

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lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.

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(267): Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious." (716): lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus. http://tfl.nu/bbah

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Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog

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(318): Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog http://tfl.nu/md3l

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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.

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(334): Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened. http://tfl.nu/9jlv

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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.

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(541): I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk. http://tfl.nu/yadf

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Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.

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(518): Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy. http://tfl.nu/8m2c

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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?

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(240): He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half? http://tfl.nu/4690

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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.

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(970): I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not. http://tfl.nu/wxss

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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness

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(515): Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness http://tfl.nu/59mb

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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for

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(902): hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for http://tfl.nu/9vcr

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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone

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(842): we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone http://tfl.nu/yvho

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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.

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(760): I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired. http://tfl.nu/xk23

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The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...

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(910): The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video... http://tfl.nu/iq5u

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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.

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(301): by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can. http://tfl.nu/1yox

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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?

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(713): I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla? http://tfl.nu/e5jq

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