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It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
this will be a night to untag.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries