guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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