is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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