Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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