i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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