the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize