I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
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Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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