yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
false alarm, still single
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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