I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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