can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
