I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
