he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Randomize
