We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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