last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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