You made me cry and you don't even care
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
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I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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