try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
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