i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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