she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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