Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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