Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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