i love accidental penises.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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