doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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