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Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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