Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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