talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
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