Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just blew my weed a kiss
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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