I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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