ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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