awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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