That's intense
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
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