Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
dude. I can hear the air.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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