what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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