She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
it's like iHOP with fire
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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