If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
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No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
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Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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