I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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