At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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