I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
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You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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