I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I think my vagina is haunted
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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