mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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