Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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