You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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