I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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