one might say we're banned from that church
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
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To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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